When we say "This shirt is a shirt!" we frickin' mean this shirt is definitely a shirt. This shirt goes great with all weathers and at all speeds. Crutch Skip, Hot Speed, Bone Roasting, Full Tuna, Double Hog Balls.... Literally all speeds!?!?
You can try to wash this shirt, if your washing machine goes fifteen million miles an hour.
Unisex button downer? For Sure!