Sometimes people say "why are there birds on your shirts?"
The answer is obvious you muggle cheesebag. Obviously, we need to put birds on our shirts. We love birds of all sorts. Big ones, small ones, ones that peck wood, ones that dig holes, colorful ones, black and white ones, ones with long legs, and the ones with no legs - you know, all the birds.
This shirt has OTHER animals on it it too. Like a small one you have to find. A big one you will see.
Pro-Tip hobbies include: Hiding things so no one can find them, and finding things that we've hidden.
Go out back, dig hole, burn wood and become ungovernable.
STRETCH TECH?! YES!
UNISEX?! OH YEAH